From @BrittaGunneson: “I won’t smell your leggings, that’s weird.”
“Why are there cows in Barone?”
“Do you see all the beautiful pies?”
“Gobble gobble … I’m trying to attract the turkeys.”
“I’m mad at Barone for disappointing me with dinner last night.”
“Thanksgiving number one at Barone!”
“I would totally bring a girl on a date here.”
“Yummy yummy in my tummy.”
“Shout out to whoever threw up on that conveyor belt … rough night indeed.”
“You know it’s going to be a good day when there’s tater tots.”
“Lucky Charms make me feel like a magician.”
“How did someone break the door last night?”
“My roommate fell asleep in the hallway right in front of our door … he was so close.”
“All I want for Christmas is Barone.”
“I asked my parents for a stag for Christmas.”
“Time for my daily nap. Goodbye friends.”
“How am I supposed to sleep with all these people being awake?”
“I cannot wait for shave yourself December.”
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