Old School, Van Wilder, Animal House. Every 18-year-old guy spends the summer before freshman year dreaming of entering the world depicted in these movies; a world where the alcohol flows freely and the women are easy. But before you become the man, you have to master the “B’s” of college.
Every freshman guy wants to conquer the greatest B of all: Broads. Not so fast. You need a strong foundation if you are going to build that resume, so let’s get to the first B: Bros. Believe it or not, the guys who live on your floor freshman year will end up being your best friends throughout college.
There’s power in numbers and this applies to women too. Don’t be that creep who ends up being the campus FOG (friend of girls). Get your boys and get a game plan. Freshman girls just want to go to the townhouses, where they will no doubt be preyed on by junior guys. You and your boys need to be the predators. This brings us to our second B of college: Booze. If you have a fridge full of Stones in Gonzaga, you will dominate the class of 2013 for the first month of school. The best dorm room parties are the ones which feature the third B of college: Beruit. It’s a high risk / high reward situation. If the RA’s leave you alone, and you sink a few cups, that little beauty you’re playing with is a lock.
Being a rookie at Fairfield nowadays does have its downsides, such as Barone. The food gets old and can put you in rough shape after an hour of eating. Also, you can’t scout prospects anymore with the new booth set up. Besides that, RA’s can be a real buzz kill. Just play it smart; if you get written up, don’t curse them out.
All and all, there truly are not any negative parts of freshmen year. You’re in college now. These next four years will be the greatest, so enjoy them. So take my advice and follow my steps, the B’s of college will make a girl’s walk of shame, your hall of fame.
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