Growing up, Halloween was arguably everyone little kids favorite holiday. They were able to dress up as a character they were inspired to be and act ridiculous as they went door to door bugging the local neighbors for candy.
The same can be said now for college students, as Halloween has become a weekend event where any possibility can happen. See now, instead of going trick or treating and egging the nasty old lady’s house next door, we can all become total slop-houses and you can discover things about others you’d never think could be true.
See the best part about Halloween is that it allows our counterparts to dress as revealingly as they want, without any negative repercussions. The Halloween weekend, for guys, is like living in a Victoria Secret catalog. It’s absolutely amazing.
I know you maybe thinking to yourself, “Damn, I wish this would occur every weekend.” Then you realize “thank God” for facebook, as the following weeks will consist of girls updating the photos full of glorious Halloween pics and you are able to relive that magnificent weekend by creeping on all your girl friends pictures…
However, Halloween is also great for guys as it is a time where we not only can act like idiots, but dress like them as well. Girls often have the usual costumes such as the humbling home-wrecker, the naughty nurse and the marvelous morning-after.
Don’t get me wrong, these are great costumes and ones I personally look forward to every year, but they are not original. And I’m not saying that girls are unoriginal. Last year’s Sarah Palin outfit was pretty humorous as well as the Gloucester pregnant teens group, but girls don’t get the same opportunity that guys do because they don’t make the idiotic mistakes like men do.
I mean I don’t know many female athletes that are dumb enough to ruin their career by bringing in a loaded gun into a night club and shoot themselves in the leg Cheddar Bob style. I’m expecting the Plaxico in orange jumpsuits to be nearly as big as the Michael Jackson costume this year.
See in the past four years, we were spoiled and were able to see some classic outfits such as last year’s Joker, Michael Vick, and the Duke Lacrosse team, but these don’t come close to boy Frank the Tank’s Ron Jeremy outfit last year. So be creative and remember this is a time when mocking and being total moron are appropriate.
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