After 11 months of waiting, the Christmas season is finally here, so it’s time to be nice to the people we can’t stand all year.
We tell teachers how much we’ve learned and the strides that we’ve made, all in the hopes that they’ll give us a better grade.
After all, it’s finals week and most of us are stressed, but our grades need to make our parents impressed. Because what they believe will influence the kinds of gifts we’ll receive.
Buying gifts for our parents and siblings might be the worst, it’s definitely an area where I’m not well-versed.
This year I’m going to keep it as simple as I can, so buying them all Fairfield T-shirts is my plan.
College students are easy to please, here’s the short list: just booze and trees.
We long for other things, but those are the essentials; one thing we’d like is an internship to boost our credentials.
We have no money so we are forced to beg; we have to pay for Spring Break, bills and the next keg.
Hopefully Santa will bring us new clothes, as well as DVDs of our favorite TV shows.
There are some things we want and others we need; Here’s a quick want list that in getting I hope to succeed.
What I really want is some rum in my eggnog, or maybe a Lexington Steele-sized hog.
I could also use a new suit so that I look dapper, as well as a fresh 12-pack in those golden wrappers. Maybe some muscles so I look like a hunk, or another semester in the bottom bunk.
The holiday season is a time to unwind, a much needed break from the daily grind. We go to parties to celebrate time away from it all, but make a stumbling attempt getting to the bar for last call.
Over break you’ll get sick of seeing your mother, so make sure you get to see your significant other.
And when you get her underneath that mistletoe, drop your pants as far as they can go.
Although we have been having lots of fun, we now realize that half of the school year is done.
For us seniors we have one semester left and our degrees to get, so let’s live it up and make it the best one yet.
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