Valentine’s Day is the biggest hoax of all time. Screw suffrage, this is women’s greatest accomplishment yet. They picked an arbitrary day and said that each year they won’t put out unless men pretend to care about them and buy them all sorts of nonsense gifts. It’s truly femininity at its finest.
They even pawn it off like it’s a day to share with men – it definitely isn’t. I don’t care if they get us a gift too. There is no way that what they get us compares to the bracelets we get them from Tiffany’s. Men get the reservations, pay for the dinner and for what? Sex.
Women pawn off their bodies for forced feelings and gifts from their man. I don’t know why they even waste their time getting a gift.
You wanna know what’s even worse? Valentine’s Day has become such a colossal force that it makes single guys feel guilty for not having a woman in their life. They feel like they have to get out there and find someone other than their right hand to be their valentine. Saying your mom is your valentine is a little played out. The worst are the guys who ask girls out or propose on Valentine’s Day. Talk about unoriginal cliché losers.
This is a chocolate-infested, fake holiday for couples who need a day on the calendar to act like they are romantic. Valentine’s Day is the execution of the fairy-tale that women dream about constantly.
They’ve always wanted things to be perfect with their boyfriends/husbands, so they play the part for one evening.
Men could never pull off such a feat. It is not that we need a day to be reminded that a woman cares about us anyway, but we would just give in too easily. It’s real simple for us: The end justifies the means.
So, what if we have to go to that extra mile one night of the year? After we fulfill her fantasy, by expressing feelings and being romantic, she fulfills our fantasy in bed, and then everything goes back to normal the next day. For a hoax, that’s not a bad deal.
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