Well, well kiddies it’s almost Friday night and there’s no question in our minds that some serious bump and grind will be taking place. We gave you slow and sensual, now it’s time to heat things up and find the real top ten hook-up songs, you know, the ones that make you want to “sweat until your clothes come off…” Plus, we’ve added a little bonus feature-we know that those CD burners will be smoking like crazy tonight….. Here’s 17 instead of ten to keep you going all night long…..
17. “Baby Got Back”-Sir Mix A lot: Don’t want none unless you got buns hun…Some cushion for the pushin’ folks…
16. “The Dip”-Freak Nasty: Go back in time to those 7th grade hook-ups, but bring it up to the next level.
15. “Love to Love You, Baby”-Donna Summer, No Doubt: It’ll have you moaning like Donna Summer does in the song….
14. “Work It”-Missy Elliott: Go downtown eat me like a vulta..ratatata, ratatatatata…..
13. “F**k You in the @$$”-Isn’t that enough for you all to get kinky?
12. “Satisfy You”-P. Diddy and R. Kelly: Hey, one got J-lo and you saw the others’ video…
11. “Breathe and Stop”-Q-Tip: Sounds like a bathroom product, but it actually turns you on in the bathroom…
10. “If”-Janet Jackson: Have you ever listened to those lyrics-“If I was your woman the things I’d do to you……….”
9. Any weird porno music…C’mon- break out the video camera and have some x-rated fun.
8. “Oochie Wally”-Nas: Holla at yo’ boys it’s the project nympho……….
7. “Special Delivery”-G-Dep: It’s time for a package for mama………….
6. “How Many Licks”-Lil’Kim: The ladies like a little tongue action…….
5. “Superman”-Eminem: Porno background music and some breathy moaning ….
4. “What’s Your Fantasy”-Ludacris: Move from the bed down to the floor……….
3. “Erotica”-Madonna: Put your hands all over my body…..
2. “I’m F***ing You Tonight”-Biggie: It’s all in the title…
1. “Doin’ It”-LL Cool J: Coventional methods of makin love kinda bore me…
***Look for next week’s TOP TEN steamiest cinematic love scenes and we’re not talking Debbie Does Dallas!***
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