Author Megan Pizzo

When the Seagrape was closed, everyone (well, maybe not everyone, but a majority of people) at the beach had to relive the days of actually having to drive to a bar. This meant that someone was going to have to drive to the bar and then someone was going to drive back. When the Seagrape was closed, everyone (well, maybe not everyone, but a majority of people) at the beach had to relive the days of actually having to drive to a bar. This meant that someone was going to have to drive to the bar and then someone was going to drive back.

I love being a girl: Despite the cost factor and nuisance of being well-groomed females, we truthfully have nothing to complain about. There are few things in life that are more enjoyable than a high-quality pedicure, and as much as the thought of pregnancy irks us, remember that it allows us nine months of serious eating without feeling guilty about it.

University President Fr. Jeffrey von Arx has made it clear to the Fairfield community that he was not and will not be interested in getting a big-name speaker for commencement ceremonies in the future. He is keenly interested in speakers connected to the university in a more intimate way than, say, a politician or entertainer -- the typical fare at most comparable universities.

Whoever invented cell phones should have devised a button to prevent drunk dialing. By activating this button prior to the first round of drinks, it would be permissible to call only one person in your phone book within the imminent 12- hour time period: YOUR RIDE HOME.

The men at this school, or should I say boys, are too weak to be up front and direct when trying to tell us that they are interested. Therefore, we must take the high road and make the first move. Ladies, if you are trying to let your beau to know exactly how you feel about him, you need to dress as slutty as possible.

It is evident that the person who coined the term "What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico" never went to Mexico with seventeen fellow FUers. After a week that can be remembered only through pictures and negative bank accounts, the following is a list of pros and cons to partaking in this college students "American Dream".

Dear Gentlemen, As thoroughly validated in previous articles, males are utterly clueless when it comes to understanding females. With that in mind, and Valentine's Day rapidly approaching, it appears that men at this University need a refresher course to ensure that this Feb.

When it comes to unofficial holidays, females will straightforwardly admit that Super Bowl Sunday ranks up there with Groundhog Day. It's not necessarily the actual football that we find trite, it's more or less the underlying sexist connotation that makes us want to vomit profusely.

BALTIMORE - All of a sudden, things aren't so bad at all for the Fairfield men's basketball team. That's because after getting run out of the gym by Marist last Friday night, the Stags went into perhaps the most hostile environment in the MAAC - Loyola's Reitz Arena - and beat the Greyhounds 80-72 Tuesday night, ending their marathon six-game road trip with a respectable 3-3 record.

STAGS REPORT CARD FAIRFIELD 80, LOYOLA 72 GUARD PLAY: A. Terrance Todd '06 had perhaps the best game of his career. He hit up the Greyhounds for a career-high 35 points and out-shined Loyola guard Andre Collins. He attempted only two three-pointers on the night and missed both of them, but he hit 11-of-19 from the floor and 13-of-14 from the foul line, including several big free-throws down the stretch that allowed the Stags to keep extending their lead.