Stateside Sadness

If you’re struggling with acute onset MFAAAIN syndrome (My Friends Are Abroad And I’m Not), there is no definite cure but here are some possible coping techniques… Unfollow all the travel Instagram...

New Classes Added This Semester

FI 399 Special Topics Living Lavishly: This course is intended for students who are interested in spending any money they made over break as quickly as physically possible. Reserved for upper level finance...

Start Your Semester Off Right

Welcome back, Stags! This week the Coffee Break team put our heads together and came up with top notch advice to start your semester off on the right foot. Limit crying in public to three times a week....

The Mirror Reflects…

The Coffee Break team looks back on a year of newsroom quotes. Special thanks to Opinion Editor Lexi Thimble for contemporaneously recording the staff's wisdom and humor.   "I feel like you're way...

Read the Coffee Grounds

Over Thanksgiving break, the Coffee Break team became certified astrologists and were even ordained by the cosmos themselves. All of these messages came in the form of premonitory dreams and very misguided...

Campus Must-Sees to Show Your Family

The spot in the library where you write all your papers the night before The professor’s office who you speed up when you pass by The Mirror office, who doesn’t love student journalism A tour...