Author Claire Monahan

Friday, 2/16 6:33 p.m. A student was found banging their head on a desk 90 minutes into their turbo. The student was referred to Counseling & Psychological Services.   Saturday,...

Students awoke one morning to find two massive metal objects on top of a recently completed cement edifice. Immediately students began to speculate on the structure’s purpose. First-year student Lara Jogues...

Double check your plans for tonight and make sure you won’t end up disappointing your date.   HOT The Stag – spend some money on your boo The pond by DSB – nothing says I love you like...

The Coffee Break team devised some Fairfield themed valentines to share with your future StagMate!  To: I love you with all of my hart From: To: Thanks to you I’ll never go stag...

Did you happen to glance forward a week in your calendar? Are you dating someone who you’re pretty sure isn’t the one and you don’t want to cement your lukewarm relationship by spending Valentine’s Day...

If you’re struggling with acute onset MFAAAIN syndrome (My Friends Are Abroad And I’m Not), there is no definite cure but here are some possible coping techniques… Unfollow all the travel Instagram...

FI 399 Special Topics Living Lavishly: This course is intended for students who are interested in spending any money they made over break as quickly as physically possible. Reserved for upper level finance...

Welcome back, Stags! This week the Coffee Break team put our heads together and came up with top notch advice to start your semester off on the right foot. Limit crying in public to three times a week....

The Coffee Break team looks back on a year of newsroom quotes. Special thanks to Opinion Editor Lexi Thimble for contemporaneously recording the staff's wisdom and humor.   "I feel like you're way...

Over Thanksgiving break, the Coffee Break team became certified astrologists and were even ordained by the cosmos themselves. All of these messages came in the form of premonitory dreams and very misguided...