Author Pat McGee

You may have noticed the large number of flat-screened televisions on campus and thought to yourself, “Why is this school spending money on enormous televisions rather than on things we actually...

In hopes of diversifying Fairfield and ridding it of its reputation as a bastion of white, upper-class prepocracy, the administration is looking to the stars. Currently, there is not a single school on the...

Everyone wants to bash Barone and the dubious claim that the food served there is indeed of suitable quality for human consumption. However, what gets lost in the entire rabble is what Barone actually does...

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and thus is meant to be read for humor and enjoyment only. As a part of Fairfield’s ongoing attempts to keep students off the beach, the administration recently...