Turkey Politics Heating Up on Campus
Have you ever wondered what is going on inside the minds of the campus turkeys? The seemingly growing abundance of them and their increasing boldness...
How the Signs are Handling the Cold Weather
Disclaimer: The Coffee Break Team knows little to nothing about astrology and has not been certified by the Society of Astrologists to provide...
The Coffee Breakdown
The Coffee Breakdown: A comprehensive guide to caffeine on campus. The way I see it, there are three main options: the Daniel &...
Rules and Regulations for Your Secret Santa
Around this time of year, it seems every group of friends or colleagues in existence gets together and decides to make Christmas as easy as possible...
Why Coffee Break Is Skipping Thanksgiving And Going Straight To Christmas
Turns out, we’re out of Thanksgiving content. There really just isn’t much to the upcoming dinner-based holiday. The turkey, the general...
Concept of Time Declared Dead
“It feels like we’ve been here for seven years,” said Jessica Cuntrera ‘22 on Nov. 1 at midnight in between verses of “All I Want For...
Spooky, Scary Horoscopes!
Disclaimer: The Coffee Break Team knows little to nothing about astrology and has not been certified by the Society of Astrologists to provide...
Spooky Secrets Revealed: the Coffee Break Team Comes Clean
Now that it’s October, we think it’s time that we tell you a few things we’ve been keeping on the down-low: The Coffee Break Team has...
Joe Jonas Performs with Band DNCE, but Where is Sophie Turner?
I’m not saying I don’t like Joe Jonas. I mean, if it was 2009 I would be over the moon that he came to campus with his band on Friday. But it...