…to realizing “that I am a professional ‘interviewee’ and will never get a job, that there is absolutly no reason for me to get out of bed in the morning, and that no female in any grade wants anything to do with me at all, I’m going to sleep” – Todd C… to passing out at 10PM on friday night, that was a doozy….to getting my Puma smudged… to my townhouse being a veritable S-Hole… to Super Rob being a UberTool… to OR, grow a sac… to the Dugout, does it really suprise you anymore that the cops come, I mean seriously… to eating a can of corn just to make my poop more festive…to anyone who forgot that it is called Halloween, not Hoe-lloween…. to lame halloween costumes, yea Fairfield Girl was a GREAT idea… to Makach… to marine bio, I hate to break it to you, but the sediment break down of an oceanic plate is not going to help me get a job, may biology and all of science burn in hell… to Todd C. farting in tupperware and leaving it in the fridge… to that cute group of gay Village people at the Grape, you all looked delicious….to spilling urine and the butt cup. Nasty….to ‘find the feces.’ Yuck….to watching ‘House of 1000 Corpses’ – I’m going to cry myself to sleep the rest of the semester…to no one going to the Grape on Tuesday night anymore….to CONSTANTLY being sick….to pirates….to our biology experiemtn guppies dying….to chiral carbons….to having to quarentine our “suitie”….to scratched iPod Nanos….to creepy dance partners….to cell phones….to rocks in my shoes….to not being able to go Trick-orTreating….to Kansas City for being sucky…to the stupid network going down every 5 minutes and locking up all the computers…to car accidents…to having way too much work to do and …to having the worst ADD in the world…to the winter getting closer…to saturday morning field trips…to midterms…to history and religion class..to having to write news stories…to cock blockers…to having to get a real job

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