(Boys + girls + alcohol + drinking games + good music) in the same place = drunken hook ups. It is inevitable that at some point you will see BlackBerry Girl batting her eyes at some “hottie” she just met a meer five seconds ago. However, a classy girl like her wouldn’t be caught dead swapping spit two minutes later in the middle of the party.
Guys, when you are at a party and the cute girl on your Beruit (beer pong) team has made it clear through incidental contact and long looks that you to will hook up at somepoint, think about your surroundings first. It is enough to see BlackBerry Girl throw up from 4 Lokos we don’t need her to throw up again from watching two freshman thinking they are the only two people around.
I’ve got nothing wrong with a Beirut team giving a celebratory peck after one sinks a shot, good for you two, some teams high-five, you two kiss. But when you two are holding hands making out mid shot don’t turn around and get pissed at me when I bounce it in. Play or get a room.
Guys do you really want a girl who is willing to make out in front of 50 people she doesn’t know? If she is willing to do it now, she has probably made out in front of 50 people before. So BlackBerry Girl suggests going upstairs, works great if you live at the house but when you don’t know any occupants, it is the easiest way to get yourself booted for life. So either go outside, find a cab, or get her number and meet up with her later that night when you two aren’t putting on a public showcase. Some people *ahem* suggest a bathroom not sure which is worse watching a guy and a girl walk out of a bathroom after waiting for 10 minutes in a line of 10 people, or waiting equally as long for a group of people to come out who keep sniffing and touching their noses.
On another note this applies for all other locations as well. We are in college now going to a movie theater and snogging was okay when you’re 15 and can’t drive, but once you have a car you should leave those back rows for current 15 year olds.
Alright, before I get in trouble for saying “getting some” or suggesting people take a cab back when they are drunk and hooking-up, let me say that I am simply saying that alcohol and people will lead to hooking-up. We just don’t need to all witness it. Doesn’t mean it’s never going to happen and doesn’t mean that BlackBerry Girl or iPhone Guy (not with each other clearly) have never done so, but we were freshmen and stupid.
And for all who want to know the easiest way to make BlackBerry Girl a hypocrite, simply walk up to her with a BlackBerry in hand, quote Glenn Beck, and say you love country music. It might help if you are from the south, and then send pictures to The Mirror and we will print the pictures showing her hypocrisy.
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