“I think I am going to accidentally miss my 8 a.m. tomorrow morning.”
“I gave up eating in Barone for Lent.”
“I wonder how the turkeys survive in the snow.”
“How am I already out of dining dollars and printing money?”
“I wish professors understood that if I did not raise my hand, I do not know the answer.”
“I hate when I’m creeping on my ex’s new girlfriend on Instagram and like her photo from like 80 weeks ago.”
“What is it with girls and doing their eyebrows all funny?”
“Ubering to Dolan every day is my new thing.”
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