“I can’t even leave the dorm because it’s like Antarctica outside.”

“I just told my professor that my laptop flew away so I couldn’t do my assignment.”

“Fish Fridays sound a bit frightening.”

“I miss meat already.”

“Barone is definitely my number one bae.”

“I didn’t realize the handicap button was broken until after my head hit the door.”

“Barone brings bountiful burgers … now that’s a tongue-twister.”

“It was a two cups of coffee kind of morning.”

“Losing your StagCard is almost as scary as losing your mom in the grocery store.”

 

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