“I think one of the turkeys growled at me this morning.”

“Happy first day of spring!  Your present is snow!”

“Clam Jam, we’re ready for you.”

“I’m about to shamrock Sham Jam.”

“Bye, grass. It was nice knowing you.”

“March madness? Why is March mad? We should be mad at March instead.”

“How can you not be excited about jelly bean season?”

“What is Easter without jelly beans?”

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