“I wish I had two right hands.”
“My phone doesn’t work for you.”
“Someone call animal control on these turkeys, please.”
“I thought my roommate’s alarm was going off…then I realized it was the turkey’s clucking.”
“Barone and I decided to take a break when May comes.”
“I barely made it out of the laundry room alive.”
“Can we get donkeys on campus?”
“RIP Clam Jam.”
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