“I wish I had two right hands.”

“My phone doesn’t work for you.”

“Someone call animal control on these turkeys, please.”

“I thought my roommate’s alarm was going off…then I realized it was the turkey’s clucking.”

“Barone and I decided to take a break when May comes.”

“I barely made it out of the laundry room alive.”

“Can we get donkeys on campus?”

“RIP Clam Jam.”


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