“Why did they plant flowers under the Stag statue?”

“There needs to be a dinosaur emoji.”

“I haven’t talked to my boyfriend in three days …”

“So when does the weather actually become spring-like?”

“Since when does Senate work as cooks in Barone? Is that a work study job?”

“Last time I was somebody’s ‘type,’ I had to donate blood.”

 

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