Tuesday, March 24, 2009
2:00 a.m. A student was referred to judicial for wearing nothing but white boxer briefs and a pink feather boa, while dancing suggestively in front of Bannow.’ Public Safety officers could find no specific’ rule that he broke but they assure the community that there will be a rule in place for such a situation by next year.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
5 p.m. A fight was broken up between two’ men’s lacrosse players after an argument had broken out about who had a larger stick.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
1:30 p.m.’ Public Safety received a call reporting a suspicious person on campus. Officers stopped the individual and escorted him off campus. They were forced to let him back on campus however, as it was former FUSA president, Hitch Wallace, and he still goes here, works here and has a StagCard.
4:20 a.m.’ A student reported smelling a skunk in the vicinity of townhouse block one.’ Officers responded to the scene and found only two students smoking what appeared to be a cigar.’ The officers returned to Loyola empty handed but really hungry.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
2:20 a.m. Associate Director of Public Safety Frans Fickle spotted a streaker crossing Alumni Field.’ The associate director pursued but was unable to apprehend the suspect.’ When asked whether the suspect was male or female, Fickle said simply, ‘I couldn’t tell, the person had a bag over their head.’
Monday, March 5, 1770
12:00 p.m. The Minutemen were summoned to the campus commons after a student mob was fired upon, volley after volley, by the Redcoat Public Safety Officers.’ Sophomore Paul Revere was reported riding his mountain bike across campus, screaming, ‘the British are coming, the British are coming.’
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