by Jessica Holmberg
I knew when I transferred here in 2001 that there were going to be a few things I needed to do before I finally graduated.
Despite the fact that I have been experiencing Senioritis for quite awhile now, I am finally graduating in May and have a job waiting for me. But I just cannot let go of the good times here at this university, and I know a lot of you are thinking the same thing.
I spoke to 55 willing students of all classes and asked them, “What is the most outrageous thing you have done at Fairfield?”
Here is what I consider the top 25 answers, in no particular order:
1.Wake up in the middle of the Sound at 3 a.m. on a little float with a beer in one hand
2.Get arrested in Cancun for peeing on the road
3.Keep the same Beirut table for four years, after having it confiscated three times
4.Call out every fake girl that has given me a kiss hello at the Grape
5.Get an STD and give it to everyone you hate
6. Get a tenured professor to come to a beach party
7.Have a threesome and film it
8.Put Playboy-style pictures on a Public Safety car
9.Swim in the Recplex pool with swimmies on
10.Have sex in the library and in every dorm
11.Get a ticket for littering and open container all in one night
12.Break into the cafeteria
13.Pee on guests at beach house parties
14.Get cut off at or kicked out of the Grape for being too drunk
15. Eat a live goldfish and put it back in the tank after it dies in your mouth
16.Cause a riot at the basketball game
17.Have sex on Bellarmine lawn
18.Take a dump at the Grape
19.Launch fruit at Campion with a huge slingshot
20. Dress in a scuba outfit and jump into the business school pond
21.Give a fake ID to a cop and get away with it
22.Play with a toy gun and get arrested, after the cops make you and friends lay on your stomachs
23.Hook up with an entire beach house or someone underage
24.Steal a keg from the Water’s Edge liquor store
25.Streak through the campus center
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