1. Powder Puff or NFL football?
Keith Connors: Would the movie ‘Rudy’ have been the same if it was ‘RuPaul’ instead? I don’t think so. Oh, wait … I think that was a dude.
Kate McGann: Obviously Powder Puff. We looked much better in spandex.
Chris Haliskoe: If there was a cold rain shower at a Jets game, I would have left the 1-8 team. But seeing some girls wet from the rain was the highlight of my weekend.
2. Lindsey Lee, Sam Bailey or Brett Maron: Who had the best career?
Keith Connors: If Mr. Bailey can pull off an NCAA Tournament appearance again this year, then this is a no-brainer.
Kate McGann: Tough call, but I’d have to to say Lindsey Lee. A great end to a great career.
Chris Haliskoe: Bailey, but only for bringing the British accent to FU. On the other hand, there is no way I could kick one by Maron.
3. Can the men’s basketball team beat Wake Forest?
Keith Connors: Are you kidding? Who needs Tim Duncan and Chris Paul when you have Deng Gai and … Deng Gai!
Kate McGann: I believe in miracles.
Chris Haliskoe: Oh crap, we play Wake this year! Can we beat Bridgeport if we play them again?
4. Better Joe: Torre or Girardi?
Keith Connors: For a young Yankee fan, it doesn’t get any better than Torre’s late ’90s Yankees.
Kate McGann: Girardi has big shoes to fill, although I’m much more concerned with the Nationals being anything other than terrible for once.
Chris Haliskoe: If you have to pick an Italian from the city, you pick Giuliani. Anyway, just have Brian Cashman run the team because he already does.
5. Who would get more presidential votes: Stephen Colbert or Ned Coll?
Keith Connors: Colbert is the truth(-iness).
Kate McGann: Colbert all the way. He has a much better “report” with the American people.
Chris Haliskoe: Colbert dropped out … so, yeah, he is still going to get more votes than Coll.
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