1. Why doesn’t the Red Sea support sports other than men’s soccer and basketball?
Chris Simmons: Women’s and smaller sports normally play earlier games, so it’s harder to drink before. I’m sure some students work on that though.
Mary Therese Church: Umm great question Red Sea … Why don’t you? I’m pretty sure the women’s soccer team would love to see you at our game Thursday night at 7.
Andrew Chapin: Because school spirit takes days off too.
2. Is the men’s basketball schedule easier or harder than last year?
Chris Simmons: Two or three tough games don’t make a tough schedule. They are in the MAAC after all.
Mary Therese Church: I don’t do basketball. Perhaps I’ll consider it this year, though.
Andrew Chapin: I don’t go to Harbor Yard.
3. FUSA or IRHA?
Chris Simmons: I’ve never been a proxy for IRHA, but if FUSA’s meetings are always about helicopter pads, packets of honey mustard and complaining about how nobody appreciates them, then IRHA can’t be too bad.
Mary Therese Church: Never heard of either.
Andrew Chapin: Good for nothing or do nothing? It sounds like a toss up to me.
4. A-Rod or David Wright: Who is the best New York third baseman?
Chris Simmons: I’m still looking for Mr. Wright. Seriously though, no one will ever compare to Brooks and Cal in Baltimore.
Mary Therese Church: I’m sorry, I’m from Colorado, which also means I don’t do baseball. Got to tap them Rockies.
Andrew Chapin: Come on, I’m a Mets fan, but A-Rod is A-Rod. It won’t matter when he’s playing somewhere else next year.
5. Ryan Blair, Ben Doody, Steph Lauto: Best Mirror Editor of the Year?
Chris Simmons: One went to India, one went to Trenton, one is still here. I’ll go with my boss.
Mary Therese Church: Got to give it to my girl … I’m banking on her being the first to make it a full year.
Andrew Chapin: As long as the editors of the past stay out of The Mirror of the present, it’s irrelevant.
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