DEEP FRYED: V-Day sucks
Ahh, Valentine's Day. Now little more than a mile marker on the highway of our culture's deteriorating self-indulgence, it's a holiday that I could do without, to say the least. I've been lucky enough so far in my life not to be involved in a real "relationship" on Valentine's Day, and this of course has saved me tons of money and emotional investment I would have spent on meaningless dinners in fancy restaurants and expensive gifts devoid of any true sentiment or feeling.