Author Kimberly Petrone

First and foremost: If you are reading this and you are the brain-dead little twit who squirted mustard (oh God, please let it have been mustard I was scraping) on the hood of my baby, my pride and joy—GET A FRIGGIN LIFE YOU PIMPLE ON THE FACE OF HUMAN RACE.

First and foremost: If you are reading this and you are the brain-dead little twit who squirted mustard (oh God, please let it have been mustard I was scraping) on the hood of my baby, my pride and joy—GET A FRIGGIN LIFE YOU PIMPLE ON THE FACE OF HUMAN RACE.

My girlfriend is going abroad next semester. With the distance and the lack of chances to see each other, I'm wondering if it's smart to stay together or give each other some space while this occurs. Is it a good idea to try a long-distance relationship when there's no chance we'll see each other for four months? --Taking flight soon

The full text of our interview with Amber.