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She said: The other dreaded DUI: dialing under the influence

As the days of second semester begin to decrease, the number of misspelled text messages and slurring drunk dials seem to increase.


We all get it at some point in our lives, the classic case of drunk dialing and drunk texting. It almost makes me wonder what life was like before cell phones. The game was completely different. Now you can request a booty call in transit from the bar to your house and most likely receive a response within seconds. I'm not sure if this technology has been more of an advantage or a form of complete embarrassment.

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SHE SAID: Christmas rhyme time

A holiday jingle to spread some good cheer, from your favorite She Said, who will buy you a beer. It's that time of year when classes are done, we can go to the bar and celebrate and have fun. Let's try not to...
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When you look up Fairfield in college books, you see something like this: 1) gorgeous people looking like they stepped off the pages of a J.Crew magazine 2) senior housing on the beach and...3) terrifying registration stories.

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She said: A time for reflection…and drunken stupors

I would like to start by saying that I hope everyone has recovered from a crazy Halloween weekend; it's time to put away your costumes and blonde wigs and start fresh with the beginning of November. This month brings upon us crisp air, visions of Thanksgiving dinners and even a new President. Because I write this column on Sunday nights, I cannot make some profound statement about which candidate has been chosen but I can talk about a somewhat lighter and less controversial topic called daylight savings.

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Oh October - as fall approaches, the weather gets chilly and while us girls are getting excited about shopping for new sweaters, jackets and boots, the boys start getting depressed because they know our tank tops and short skirts are being pushed to the back of our closets until we see the first signs of spring.

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She said: Beach bums and belles

When Mr. Kenney suggested this week's topic of on-campus vs. off-campus, I realized that I would have to be fair and address both sides of the issue. I will be the first person to admit that beach life is the...
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She Said: A guide to surviving the weekend

It's Sunday night and you are sitting around with your friends feeling confused, groggy, embarrassed and hung over from the weekend's extravaganzas. As college students, we will never completely avoid awkward encounters and humiliating traps, but let's take some time to look back and laugh at just how crazy we can get.