“How many turkeys will it take to scare off the freshman?”

“My room is actually a functioning sauna.”

“If the RecPlex isn’t ready soon, I’m gonna gain the sophomore sixteen.”

“Rock those khakis.”

“Is it syllabus week without a ‘sylly’ Instagram pic?”

“Nothing makes me happier than nuggets in Barone. And no, I’m not talking about the freshman.”


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