Traffic is halted on Bellermine Road as a half dozen turkeys make a painfully slow crossing, the largest male of the bunch straddling the yellow line as if confused as to what direction he just came from. A car honks and he flaps his wings pathetically – really, just for show – as (clearly) his body has never left the ground. He scuttles out of harm’s way, oblivious to the fact that he just made someone late for class.
The turkeys are taking over. And we’re letting them.
A brief history of this “majestic” creature:
Wild turkeys are native to the state. We all know the story of the Pilgrims, how they supposedly pow-wowed with the Indians and served up Mr. Gobble-Gobble as the main course. What you probably didn’t hear was that by the early 19th century hunting, deforestation and a series of brutal winters eradicated the population of wild turkeys in Connecticut.
Despite several unsuccessful attempts at restoration, turkeys remained absent from the state until the 1970s when they were finally artificially reintroduced.
Needless to say, this reintroduction was a little too successful. So many turkeys now roam the state that sportsmen are actually encouraged to have a go at them.
If we give these birds an inch, they take a mile. If we Fairfield students don’t want to get squeezed out of our own turf, we need to take action against these insolent birds. Every time you break for a passing tom, pamper it with leftover bagel crumbs, or Instagram it into a photo you are only reinforcing what the turkey already believes to be true – that they are in control.
Humorous as this may seem when prescribed to a walking paper-weight, it becomes a lot less funny when you realize that the majority of Americans harbor delusions just as grand. As the general election steadily approaches, politicians left and right fatten us up with a stuffing rendered from dissatisfaction and fear.
But then again, many students ask themselves, what’s the point? A little over a decade ago we watched George W. Bush seize the throne despite Al Gore scoring the majority of the popular vote. We always fail to remember that what determines the outcome of the election isn’t our tiny little turkey-vote for president. It’s the outcome of the local election.
I nearly choked on Diet Coke last week in Barone when I heard a girl ask, “Who the hell is Chris Murphy?” Granted, she’s likely from out of state, but still the level of apathy abounding statements such as this fills a vacuum larger than the space between a turkey’s skull and brain. Are we no better than the insidious birds: oblivious to political climate, apathetic, simply foraging for our next meal?
Don’t let the false sense of control wafting as the weeks count down to the election deter you from realizing how little power we do have, and how precious that power is. Not just in some ethereal symbolic way, but right here, right now, in Connecticut, one of the most stratified states in the country, a war is being waged between the strong-arm of business and the routinely silenced voice of the disenfranchised.
In Danbury, healthcare workers circled a curb for weeks protesting unfair changes in their labor union contracts this summer. From July through to August, at least fifty a day sat out in the scorching heat waiting for someone to listen. And every day a thousand turkeys turned their heads because for them, the cars still stopped when they crossed the road.
One day they won’t be so lucky.
The turkeys really are taking over and not just on campus. Across the country ignorance and apathy spread like cancer. We are lucky to be in such an affluent area where the effects of this are seemingly invisible, but just drive up to Danbury and see for yourself. Don’t be surprised if the nurses and aids who might save your life one day are still out there, shivering on that curb.
They say it’s going to be a close race.
Don’t be another turkey.
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