Winners
Baltimore Ravens
Solidified their offensive line and added Troy Smith to apprentice under Steve McNair. Ozzie is a genius.
Buffalo Bills
My favorite name in the draft, seventh round pick, C.J. Ah You. I couldn’t make that up if I tried.
Carolina Panthers
I’m sure Keyshawn was glad that his replacement was drafted while he was announcing it.
Cleveland Browns
Is Brady Quinn the next Joe Montana or Todd Marinovich? If he avoids riding a motorcycle his rookie year, he has a chance.
Indianapolis Colts
Just what Peyton needs, another wide receiver. Even though I never knew you, I hate you Bob Irsay.
New Orleans
They took a player from my hometown Towson University, along with Kent State, Akron and Wingate University. All the traditional football powers.
New York Giants
How’d Super Bowl XXXV work out for you? Let’s just say the draft went a little better.
Oakland Raiders
Hopefully, JaMarcus Russell is big enough for all those unblocked tacklers to bounce off him.
Losers
Philadelphia Eagles
My favorite story of the offseason: the Eagles mistakenly pay Brian Westbrook his $3 million bonus twice.
Atlanta Falcons
G Justin Blalock could start right away to protect Vick, who can’t rely on his dogs on the field.
Dallas Cowboys
I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve heard of any of their picks. They did take a kicker though. Now they just need someone who can hold the ball for him.
Houston Texans
It’s depressing that I’m almost as old as Amobi Okoye.
Miami Dolphins
Desmond Howard over Dan Marino. Of course so many people were upset, it let me know the Dolphins actually had fans.
New England Patriots
Congrats on Randy Moss. I hope he quits on you like he did on every other team he has played for. Hopefully he doesn’t kill anyone with Brandon Meriwether.
Green Bay Packers
I’m pretty sure the Packers have no idea what they are doing. That was ugly.
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