Rules and Regulations for Your Secret Santa
Around this time of year, it seems every group of friends or colleagues in existence gets together and decides to make Christmas as easy as possible...
Why Coffee Break Is Skipping Thanksgiving And Going Straight To Christmas
Turns out, we’re out of Thanksgiving content. There really just isn’t much to the upcoming dinner-based holiday. The turkey, the general...
Concept of Time Declared Dead
“It feels like we’ve been here for seven years,” said Jessica Cuntrera ‘22 on Nov. 1 at midnight in between verses of “All I Want For...
Spooky, Scary Horoscopes!
Disclaimer: The Coffee Break Team knows little to nothing about astrology and has not been certified by the Society of Astrologists to provide...
Spooky Secrets Revealed: the Coffee Break Team Comes Clean
Now that it’s October, we think it’s time that we tell you a few things we’ve been keeping on the down-low: The Coffee Break Team has...
Joe Jonas Performs with Band DNCE, but Where is Sophie Turner?
I’m not saying I don’t like Joe Jonas. I mean, if it was 2009 I would be over the moon that he came to campus with his band on Friday. But it...
HOROSCOPES FOR THE WEEK OF OCTOBER 10TH
Disclaimer: The Coffee Break Team knows little to nothing about astrology and has not been certified by the Society of Astrologists to provide...
A LETTER OF SOLIDARITY FOR STUDENTS WHO SPENT FALL BREAK SLEEPING:
I get it. You went into fall break with all of these goals, aspirations, dreams — only to spend the entire four days asleep, waking only to eat...
BREAKING NEWS: THE STAG STATUE FINDS LOVE?
“It was almost nine o’clock when I saw them,” said Danielle Sondgeroth ‘22, a first-year who was walking back from Campus Ministry Thursday...