On a Mirror Monday, there are only so many topics of discussion that the staff can ponder while laying out articles every week. As the weeks go by, the same topics get boring, and we shift to more creative themes. Last week’s heated debate? The most attractive players in Major League Baseball. This discussion set the newsroom on fire, and I’m here to settle the debate once and for all, with my objective knowledge of all things baseball. So, here’s my comprehensive list of the five most attractive MLB players. 

To rank these stellar athletes properly, we must lay out some central categories that play into my rankings. First off, the most important thing is that these sluggers are actually good at their job; we don’t want no scrubs. Second, there is a certain level of swagger that needs to be exuded by Manfred’s little angels; I want the opposition to shiver when these guys’ make the starting nine. Third, because this is totally objective, no Phillies. 

Ben Rice

Since his debut in 2024, Ben Rice has been on a crash course for stardom. Starting off as a replacement for an injured Anthony Rizzo, Rice worked his way up to a starting spot through consistent offensive outings and reliable versatility. There’s some serious aura when it comes to super-utility players. As soon as Rice first donned the catcher’s gear, my respect for him grew exponentially. Did I mention he’s also as loyal as they come? Rice grew up around 40 miles southeast of Boston, but was raised to be a die-hard Yankees fan. He’s also in a happy relationship with his high school sweetheart, Sara Falkson. Falkson is a Harvard grad who founded Robyn Athletic, a sportswear brand dedicated to body positivity. That’s a perfect match for the Dartmouth grad turned superstar. Currently batting .326, Rice ranks as the third-best first baseman offensively this season. He has a lot going for him, and he looks good doing so. 

Bryan Woo

The effect of his presence is literally in the name. If you don’t see number 22 walking to the mound and say “woo” while doing so, you’re doing it wrong. In his first six starts, he made history by being the first Mariner to post a 1.07 ERA at the beginning of the 2024 season. This All-Star is always up to Instagram-worthy activities, like attending the Seahawks Super Bowl party or spending time with patients at local Seattle children’s hospitals. Woo has solidified himself as the homegrown hero that the city of Seattle can rally behind, and I think he can be the starter to bring the Mariners to their first-ever World Series. If their loss in the 2025 ALCS has taught Seattle anything, it’s that Woo is someone worthy of sharing the heartbreak with. 

Corey Seager

Although I missed his prime with the Dodgers due to my middle-school self’s disinterest in anything but the Mets and One Direction, I can appreciate the prime of one of MLB’s true heartthrobs. While Seags is unfortunately getting older, the three-time Silver Slugger had it going for him back in the day and is still showing off his dominance at the plate with the Rangers today. His best look was by far after being named the 2020 World Series MVP, and pretty much that shortened season entirely. The grown-out hair with the backwards cap combo is going to do it every time, and I guess batting .400 in the World Series is a plus as well.  

Mookie Betts

As this list progresses, I feel the need to clarify that I am not a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers. With that being said, Mookie Betts is too much of a cutie to ignore. Both on paper and with my eyes, I can see why Boston was so distraught when he was traded away to LA. Another super-utility man, Mookie has it all: the charm, the talent, and the looks. One of the best all-around players of this generation, the MVP boasts four World Series titles, six Gold Gloves and seven Silver Slugger Awards. How could you not stop to appreciate the future Hall of Famer while he still graces us with his presence?

Aaron Judge

Fine, fine. I get it. In an effort to practice full journalistic integrity, I am forced to include the 6’7 guy on the Yankees on this list. Aaron Judge is someone whom I generally refuse to compliment, yet his performance on the field all but demands one’s attention. The three-time MVP has given the Bronx hope, albeit false, of an impending World Series title, and I have to give him credit for giving me an easy target to chirp. There is something so endearing about the fallen hero, destined for greatness but always too far to achieve it, and I have a feeling Number 99 will remain in this category. His best qualities include a decent amount of swag and the status of a household name. The cherry on top, though, is his dogs: Gus and Penny, the cutest pair of long-haired dachshunds you’ll ever see.

Honorable Mention

I love Francisco Lindor as much as any Met fan right now, not that much. While Mr. Smile would’ve easily secured a spot on this list circa August 2024, his relationship with Mets fans has since turned sour. Citing on-field performance, I cannot endorse Lindor, but I do hope to have sunshine on a cloudy day at Citi Field soon. 

There are a million reasons why baseball is the greatest sport in the world, and just as many reasons to spend 162 days of your life being stressed out over it. While the eye candy is just a bonus, I hope the rankings provided a good elevator pitch for the best that Major League Baseball has to offer.