A Tailored Report On The Local Turkeys
There are only a few things in this world that juxtapose as greatly as the majestic look of a turkey, and their horrible personality. It might not be a scientific fact, but they are generally in practice,...
Turkeys Rejoice as they Successfully Conquer Campus Without Opposition
Alas, it is the day we have feared for so many months. Due to the statewide lockdown and subsequent school closure, the turkeys- those little pests that torment us on a daily basis- have taken over Fairfield...
Turkey Politics Heating Up on Campus
Have you ever wondered what is going on inside the minds of the campus turkeys? The seemingly growing abundance of them and their increasing boldness have led students to question what could be going on with...