1. Did you watch the Daytona 500?
Dan Akeson: Was that a Spring Break edition of Girls Gone Wild?
Mary Therese Church: I may have red hair, but I am not a redneck.
James Thompson: Once Barbaro broke his leg, I swore I would never watch horse racing again.
2. How will you “MAAC” it this weekend?
Dan Akeson: As I do every weekend; sit at home waiting. Oh you mean the tournament? Then the same, but with more e-mails.
Mary Therese Church: Do either play on campus? Because I don’t do basketball.
James Thompson: Well, I’m working the women this weekend. Literally and figuratively, if you will.
3. Best freshman “3×5″er?
Dan Akeson: You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.
Mary Therese Church: None. I hate the freshmen.
James Thompson: Best picture goes to creeper Chris Simmons. Did you get beat up by the lacrosse team for those comments yet Chris?
4. OPS: Field hockey to America East Conference?
Dan Akeson: Field hockey has worked really hard despite some bad breaks so I am glad they are being given the opportunity to compete at a higher level.
Mary Therese Church: If it will improve their overall record I say go for it.
James Thompson: Congrats ladies. I’ll see you in the fall.
5. Which Fairfield coach would you want to have a beer with?
Dan Akeson: Absolutely Coach Cooley of men’s basketball. I think he is one of the few people at Fairfield (many students included) that is not full of total crap.
Mary Therese Church: If he wouldn’t make me run the next day I would have to go with Spellman. I could take him.
James Thompson: Club hockey coach Marshall Richards. Marsh, I feel like we’ve had a few beers together. Me in the stands – you on the bench. Great season fellas.
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