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Surviving Barone: A critique of mediocrity

Yes, the food here is that bad. Last week, all I wanted was some grilled chicken for my salad. Whatever they serve there, I can assure you, is not grilled chicken. It actually legitimately seems to be made out of rubber. I'm pretty sure you could throw that chicken on the floor and have it bounce back to you.
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Searching for Bobby FUSA

While perusing last week's "Senate in Session," I was taken aback by the lack of substantial conversations held. Actually, that is a bigger fabrication than the work FUSA says it does. The Mirror made some healthy observations at Fairfield's resident trucker hat association's Senate meeting last week.
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C U L8R social skills?

The problem's plain to see. Too much technology. Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. STYX hit the nail on the head with such an assertion. There is no doubt that advancements in technology have been beneficial to our society in many ways.
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Costumes, kegs and candy!

It's Halloween. What does this mean to most college students? How is this holiday celebrated? We all remember the anticipation building up waiting for Halloween to finally arrive. We recall that day we when went pumpkin picking with our families; that night, we'd sit at home carving it with spooky music playing in the background while the pumpkin seeds were roasting in the oven.