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Friendzone has a darker cousin

Leigh Tauss is a junior studying English and creative writing. This piece was originally posted on her blog, Mere Trickery. Boozed up “bros” at the watering hole are quick to label any sexual rejection...

Biden continues push for gun law reform

Vice President Joe Biden has spoken and “enough is enough.” Seventy days have passed since the Newtown tragedy and the storm of public and political outrage has not even begun to settle. “We have an...
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Re: Harlem Shake

Leigh Tauss is a junior studying English and creative writing. This piece was originally posted on her blog, Mere Trickery. Everywhere you click these days it seems you’re bombarded by a flock of white...
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Psychic Readers Enlighten Students

No crystal ball was necessary to reveal the success of the psychic readers who came to campus this weekend to unlock the secrets of the spirit for students. The event, dubbed “Anti-Valentines day” was...
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Blizzard Survival Guide for the Lazy

Not being able to open the front door was justification enough not to leave the house. Fairfield had gone tundra over night. My cat was terrified. By noon we still hadn’t heard any plow and began to...
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Are snowclones making us stupider?

No, they aren’t dyed icy treats or Siberian super storms. A snowclone is the name of a linguistic structure so common you probably use it everyday but never knew was an actual ‘thing.’ Snowclones, by...
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Obama’s gun control prop won’t cure

There is a bridge. I remember visiting Cornell University in 2009 and strolling across it, pausing to take in the epic expanse of dramatic cliffs and peaceful river far below. In that moment of vast...
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Don’t be another turkey

Traffic is halted on Bellermine Road as a half dozen turkeys make a painfully slow crossing, the largest male of the bunch straddling the yellow line as if confused as to what direction he just came from. A...
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Linda, why won’t you quit?

The insatiable Linda McMahon is at it again. Following her 50 million dollar splurge on her failed 2010 campaign for the Senate, the beast that can’t be beat has reared her bleach blond head once more,...