She said: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Ok, if it isn’t already obvious, He Said and I are starting to come to the end of our creative rope. Please bare with us, as we are still quite hung over from spring break.

CHEERS: To romantic comedies, romance novels and all around romance. I am an avid fan of the rom-coms, Nicholas Sparks’ books, and any movie with a sappy predictable ending that leaves me reaching for the Kleenex. I didn’t realize that this was looked down upon until I was continuously harassed by sixteen of my gal pals all spring break. If loving “The Notebook,” “Sixteen Candles,” and “The Holiday” is wrong …I don’t want to be right (and yes, fellow romance fans – I am leaving many out). So what if I want my future husband to run to my house in the rain with a boom box and blast my favorite Peter Gabriel song outside of my window, or catch me in the airport moments before I move to Alaska forever? So what if I think it would be great if maybe some special someone, let’s just call him Ryan Lark, declared his everlasting love for me at graduation in front of our entire class? Have you all no romance? Grow a heart people.

BOO: To it being freezing when I got back from spring break. Nothing makes me want to punch a baby more than entering a plane when it’s 80 degrees out and getting off when it’s 12 degrees out. I’m done with your b.s. this year, Mother Nature. I want only the good stuff for the rest of the semester. I’d like to keep this beautiful tan I have going into the summer. This reminds me – fellow students, your eyes are not playing tricks on you- the tan blonde bombshell you see strutting around campus your beloved She Said.

CHEERS: To Jamaica. Yeah mon’ – I went to Jamaica and I did feel all right, as promised. And although no one got their hair braided, my roommate Andrea nearly got third degree burns, Kaylan Talty is now banned from the American south, and April got a marriage proposal and almost had to stay in Jamaica with her Rastafarian bartending boyfriend – Jamaica was a blast.

BOO: to me and Dan. Don’t blame us, blame an extremely contagious and severe case of senioritis. Next week we’ll be back with our hard-hitting reporting, I promise!