Welcome back, Stags! This week the Coffee Break team put our heads together and came up with top notch advice to start your semester off on the right foot.

  • Limit crying in public to three times a week.
  • Sit in the front row and never break eye contact with the professor – don’t even blink.
  • Take frequent naps, maybe try to be asleep more often than when you’re awake.
  • Dress for success. Get ready like it’s prom night every morning.

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