You’d have to blind to not have noticed the inordinate amount of haircuts that the fine, young gentlemen of this university have gotten in the past week. Those are the same men that have been crowding the gym for the better part of the last month. They hope that these last-minute appearance enhancers will increase their chances of getting laid on Spring Break, but I don’t know what they are so concerned about.
As Tom Cruise so eloquently stated in “Top Gun,” “Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.”
Spring Break is a natural aphrodisiac. Sex-crazed college students let it all hang out, literally, for a week of pure madness. The entire atmosphere just exudes lust. Warm weather, beaches, alcohol, bikinis, wet T-shirt contests, etc. Quite frankly, I understand why guys exhibit this kind of behavior, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why girls would follow suit, nor do I really care.
It’s rather perplexing if you think about it. Girls spend most of the year making us work to get in their pants. And don’t get me wrong, we kind of enjoy the cat-and-mouse game because girls that are easy are less desirable.
But why does virtually every girl lose her set of standards on Spring Break? It might be because there are no strings attached and no one knows their history, but is that all? Is it like the bye week in the season for girls, where they don’t have any games scheduled with anyone they know, so they are free to practice against whomever they want?
Regardless, it just doesn’t matter to guys. We are smarter than we get credit for. For example, many guys have recently taken a break with their pseudo girlfriends so that they can live the dream and others have delayed any sort of commitment with their current hookup that includes exclusive hookup rights.
Guys, although the girls you meet on Spring Break will give it up more readily, they’ll still try to play tricks on you. If you hook up with a girl on the first night, try to avoid her at all costs the next night. You don’t want a Spring Break girlfriend clinging to you, which restricts you from a host of other possible suitors.
Just remember to wrap it up.
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