In a month saturated with hurricanes down south and inclement weather on campus, Fairfield University students should know the risks and be prepared in the event a thunderstorm strikes. Here are some tips on how to keep yourself safe and dry during the wet autumn season.

  1. Keep away from elevators. Seriously, do not trust them. Should the power go out, they will trap you and eat you alive.
  2. Wear rain pants. We understand that these are not the most fashionable choice, but this can be easily remedied if you’re smart about it and purchase a pair that will make all of your friends super jealous. We recommend polka dots or sunflowers.
  3. Do you know how long it takes for jeans to dry? Do you?
  4. If your rain boots end below your knee, they’re too short.
  5. Rain hats exist.
  6. Just pretend you’re the Wicked Witch of the West, you’ll melt if you get wet. This is life or death, buddy.

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