“Assert your dominance by chasing the turkeys.”
“World Smile Day…I hope you brushed your teeth.”
“Until next week, Prez Ball…”
“Did everyone else’s weekend completely fall apart from this storm?”
“My Monday/Thursday classmates have no idea who I am on Tuesdays and Fridays.”
“I set a world record this weekend for how long someone could stay in bed.”
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