1. Which team is worse: men’s lax or baseball?
Commentary Editor Andrew Chapin: Well, the men’s lax players certainly let you know that they play a sport. A lot.
Managing Editor Jess Mitchell: I like watching both, I know nothing about either. As for players, don’t know the baseball team … no comment on the lax team.
Editor in Chief Stephanie Lauto: Men’s lax isn’t bad by any means. They’ve played top-20 teams and baseball can’t even win against MAAC teams. You do the math.
2. Who would win in a game of one on one: Cooley or Frager?
Commentary Editor Andrew Chapin: Cooley’s post-game is probably better. The men’s and women’s basketball teams are going somewhere.
Managing Editor Jess Mitchell: Definitely Cooley; I like his bald spot. Cooley is cool.
Editor in Chief Stephanie Lauto: Definitely Cooley. He’s got some attitude.
3. Will JaMarcus Russell change perceptions of black QBs?
Commentary Editor Andrew Chapin: Twenty pounds overweight and on the Raiders. He might as well retire now.
Managing Editor Jess Mitchell: Yes, duh. He’s really cool… I have no idea who that is.
Editor in Chief Stephanie Lauto: I don’t see why his race even matters. If he’s a strong player with a list of accomplishments, that’s all I need to know.
4. Pac-Man “Making it Rain” or Telfair “Riding Dirty”?
Commentary Editor Andrew Chapin: Telfair, but only becaue he’s an idiot and he’s not even a good player in his respective league.
Managing Editor Jess Mitchell: Riding dirty as long as it includes cash, drugs, booze and hos.
Editor in Chief Stephanie Lauto: Both are equally ridiculous. Is this what we have to look forward to in the future of pro sports?
5. Jeter or A-Rod?
Commentary Editor Andrew Chapin: Jose Reyes. Mets 2007.
Managing Editor Jess Mitchell: Hard one. Jeter is a pretty boy and everyone loves him; A-Rod is damn sexy.
Editor in Chief Stephanie Lauto: Is David Wright an option? Hands down, he’d beat Jeter and A-Rod in any hottest-baseball-player contest.
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