1. Milk Shake or Van “Shake” Schaick?
Tom Cleary: Van Schaick. He’s like a white Reggie Miller.
Keith Connors: Definitely Van Schaick. Shake is playing unreal at the most important time of the season. Besides, I’m a root beer float guy.
Chris Simmons: Shaken, not stirred. I know my milk shake brings all the girls to the yard.
2. Pro Bowl fun?
Tom Cleary: It wasn’t fun for the punter who got jacked up by Sean Taylor.
Keith Connors: Is it played on campus?
Chris Simmons: It just means more betting fun for everyone.
3. Better recovery: St. Vincent’s or Health Center?
Tom Cleary: Health Center. It’s an easier walk to the townhouses from there.
Keith Connors: Luckily, I wouldn’t know.
Chris Simmons: Chatting with the hospital security guards was the highlight of my night.
4. Playoff Goatee?
Tom Cleary: Definitely. The only thing better is a rally cap.
Keith Connors: Not at all. Mr. Steinbrenner would not approve.
Chris Simmons: Manscaping. Always a good decision.
5. Will men’s LAX top in ECAC?
Tom Cleary: It’s been a great year for Stags’ sports. I think men’s lax will not disappoint.
Keith Connors: Absolutely. If men’s soccer and basketball is any indication, the ECAC better watch out.
Chris Simmons: Lacrosse players are just guys who couldn’t hit a baseball.
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