There are certain things about the opposite sex that really bother me. Surprised? I didn’t think so. Let’s be serious though, everybody has pet peeves. We’re all superficial to a degree, but some of us more so than others. They say don’t judge a book by its cover, but we all do just that and then some. Call it what you want: dealbreakers, turnoffs, being picky. Some people just don’t do it for us.
My roommate had a theory about this, actually. Sometimes he would say that he did not want to meet certain good-looking girls because he didn’t want them to ruin his perfect vision of them. What he was afraid of was for the babe to have the worst personality ever, an annoying voice or polio. I think we all fall victim to this. We turn perfectly OK people down for obscure reasons.
“She had man hands.”
For example, if a girl smokes cigarettes, then she won’t be smoking my pole, unless she’s very attractive. Very good-looking people can essentially do whatever they want. A friend of mine has actually said on numerous occasions that he would allow 98 percent of the female population between the ages of 17 and 34 to perform oral sex on him.
There are some things that are out of people’s control, like height. There is virtually no way I could date a girl who is taller than me. Just picture a couple where the girl is taller walking toward you. Visually, it just looks wrong. Maybe it’s because the entire situation goes against gender roles and stereotypes. The man is said to be stronger and more protective. Girls have to consider this point, too. They definitely factor in height when making their relationship decisions.
The girls who wear too much makeup can just apply for the circus now. If you aren’t attractive enough without it, don’t waste your time or ours. We can see through your mask.
Recently, my buddy Justin was turned off from a girl he always thought was real cute. Why? Well she had flabby arms, or farms.
I guess if you boil it down, we just don’t want you to be like us. Don’t have a deep voice, wear guys’ mesh shorts or talk about sports and poop. Act like a lady. We secretly like it when you do.
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