The Best: CVS
For the second year in a row, CVS has taken the condom crown. It’s no wonder; their 24-hour locations make getting a rubber easy when you need one on the fly. They have a large selection, ensuring that no matter whether you need rinky-dinkers or Magnum XXXLs, you can find it . Their selection can only be beaten by online stores, but it’s unlikely you’ll want to wait with bated breath for the postman to deliver your condom so you can “seal” the deal.
The Worst: Health Center
This is an easy one. The Health Center is the worst place to get condoms, just like the bookstore is the worst place to buy condoms, and a poster in the campus center is the worst place to use the word condom: this is a Jesuit campus. Condoms are frowned upon, because that would indicate that a person is fornicating. And who would ever want to do that? We salute the Health Center for protecting the school’s right to avoid protection.
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