1. Do you ever get people calling you Mr. President?
Yes, and I kind of enjoy it.
Thanks for getting us off to a good start, Mr. President.
Thank you, Josh. Would you like a Jelly Belly? Is that a joke about my weight?
2. Other than being pictured more than Marilyn Monroe, what’s the best part of being FUSA President?
People singing Happy Birthday Mr. President to me.
3. Do you feel you have a George vs. George W. thing going on because your brother was president first?
I definitely think it’s related to the family relationship. But I think I’m more well liked than my brother.
4. What would you say was FUSA’s biggest accomplishment this year?
Getting a nicer office than The Mirror.
Wait until we bulldoze down the wall next to yours.
You’d like that to happen, wouldn’t you? Seriously though… the communication between the town and the school. Things are getting better.
5. Do you feel like you’re in a fishbowl with the new offices being so open?
I do! I don’t mind when girls look at me working late at night and visiting me. That’s the advantage of having a fishbowl office.
Remember the FUSA office got the worst hook-up spot…
But then looking at the staffs, FUSA is just better looking.
This interview’s just not going well. Just wait until I take your picture. So I have to kiss your butt then?
6. When is the basketball hoop in your office going to fall under the weight of all the previous administrations still being up there?
(While resecuring it against the wall) I don’t know – it has pretty strong magnets. 20 more administrations maybe. But my name carries more weight since we have the best administration.
7. What is your opinion on campaign finance reform?
No opinion.
So, you believe that you should be able to spend $1 million on the FUSA elections?
There’s no price on getting this position.
8. Do you think the winner of the FUSA election will be determined by the size of their box of chalk? Or do be more concise, does size matter?
I kinda enjoy the chalk debate – It’s interesting to read. But to warn the candidates, they’re going to need a lot of chalk.
9. FUSA’s got to have a lot of money pass through here, so can you lend me $20?
I’m going to have to check with the Senate first. And they might charge you interest.
Somehow, I was expecting that.
10. Can you make an executive order that says I’m the coolest kid on campus? (laughs) Don’t laugh!
I’ll make it nice. If I have to make an executive order on who’s coolest on campus, it will definitely not be you.
That was nice?
11. Let’s play the pyramid: FUSA, SEA, SBRA….
They’re all organizations on campus.
I’m sorry. They’s all associations on campus. You know, the A? BUZZ!
12. Worse TV programming: WWF or FWF?
I think WWF. I don’t even watch it – that’s how bad it is.
13. Will you join me in praying to the snow gods for one good snow day before winter’s over?
Definitely. Let’s do it right now, in the FUSA office, where everyone can see it? God knows we need it.
I’m not that crazy.
You’re the one who posed the question.
Moving on…
14. Did you get me anything for Valentine’s Day? After all, I run into you more than my girlfriend…
That’s a scary sight running into you more than I have to.
Don’t forget I haven’t taken that picture yet.
Again bribing me…
Well, after all, you ARE the President…
15. Are you going to vote in the upcoming FUSA elections, or will we be quoting you on why you’re joining in on the student apathy come next week?
I’m definitely voting in the upcoming elections, just like I did in the primary.
16. What artist should just stop recording music?
Rolling Stones. They’ve been around way too long. They should retire.
17. What’s your favorite Mirror column?
Anyone that you write, because you have to take my picture in five seconds.
Point taken.
18. Who’s more sexy: VP of Programming Bridget Hennessey or Bridget Fonda?
Any girl named Bridget is extremely sexy.
Oh, so you’re taking the easy way out.
No, I’m still working with her.
19. Any last words?
A little more than two months to go and counting down! Thanks for playing.
20. Now that this is all over, can I have another Jelly Belly?
It depends on how my picture turns out. If it’s good, you can have more than one. Now who’s bribing who.
In a final note, I never got that extra Jelly Belly. You owe me, Piag!
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