SHE said: Boobs and beer: the Super Bowl

For many guys, the Super Bowl is the highlight of the year. Bigger than the Stanley Cup, larger than the World Series, it’s a joining of men around the world, sitting around a TV and watching extremely oversized men run around in tight pants hitting each other for three hours. That is about as masculine as you can get.

But in all honesty, it truly is like a holiday for many guys. Just like Christmas, supermarkets are packed with women buying all the necessities for the event-all trying to grab the last bag of chips or wings.

Liquor stores sell out the day before for those manly men who need cases of Schaefer and Pabst to complete the evening. People spend hours on the phone figuring out where they are going and what they are bringing. And the best part, “Let’s sit around a TV and watch a game.” Ooh, what fun.

But there are a few things that I do enjoy about the Super Bowl and I’m sure other females agree with me as their boyfriends drag them to this oh so fun-filled evening…the commercials and halftime.

Now, normally, I am excited for the commercials and the halftime show, yet this year it seemed to be less than exceptional, unless you have a penis and fantasize about seeing Janet Jackson’s breast every night. And we already know that Kid Rock is the American Bad Ass.

The whole point of the Super Bowl is to provide entertainment, which of course, the game did, but the halftime show should have been a little more up to date … possibly the event planners should have thought about getting The Darkness?

But if they were going to stick with the TRL/pop theme, I’m sure there are newer songs that would have been better. The game is already enough excitement for the guys,. Why show Janet’s breast? What about JT’s package for the ladies?

The commercials were ehh, besides the donkey that dreamed of being a Clydesdale. Or the monkey that had better pick up lines than some guys here at Fairfield-guys, you could learn from this wise monkey.

Congratulations Patriots and fans. The fourth quarter was exciting, or so the guys I was with say. Just like that little donkey, dreams can come true, even for Boston fans.