I’m surprised I’m still living after the week I just had, and I’m pretty sure that most of you are saying the same exact thing. You’re probably also asking, “When the $#%’ is this hangover going to end?” Sorry boys and girls, that’s what seven days of binge drinking will get you. Even though we all feel like we were run over by a StagBus, the award for Worst Thing About Spring Break Ending has to go to walking out into the parking lot in flip-flops and shorts from delayed, turbulent flights into 25 mph wind gusts. Toto, I don’t think we’re in the Caribbean anymore.
Now that I’ve thoroughly depressed you all, you can relax. There is a silver lining: Facebook Spring Break Photo Albums. At least while you’re bundling up in the morning to go to class you can get excited about that fact that most, if not all, of your Spring Break companions are diligently tagging, captioning and thinking of witty names for their newest albums.
Even though I broke my own No. 1 “do” of Spring Break and forgot my camera at home, I’ll be mooching my memories off Lauren Wood and Rebecca Lockhart. Thanks, ladies; I appreciate your dedication to the art of drunken photography.
After a long day of freezing your butt off while trying to get re-acclimated to real life, there is nothing nicer than sitting back with your friends and reliving your favorite and most ridiculous Spring Break moments.
Yes, He Said, our motivation behind wanting to check out the pictures from our vacation is far less creepy than yours. If creepy is the word, then so be it.
Though it might take some a little longer than others to upload the 1,479 pictures they took over break, I encourage everyone to check their Facebook pages frequently. There is no telling when a picture of you with your Spring Break Boyfriend (a.k.a. your dance floor/hot tub vacation companion) will get plastered all over the Internet for your actual boyfriend to innocently stumble upon.
You also wouldn’t want Mr. Jones of Lehman Brothers checking up on his future employees, only to come across those shots of you participating in the hot body contest of Ft. Lauderdale wearing next to nothing.
That’s why Mark Zuckerberg invented the extremely necessary de-tag feature. Use it.
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