One night, you go out with the girls and you stumble across the guy of your dreams. You have a few drinks, he drives you home, and completely respects you by merely giving you a kiss on the cheek.
Now I know, ladies, as shocked as you are, you’re thinking, “Finally, a guy I can actually bring home to my parents.” Great, right?
Well, this may sound perfect until you realize that it has been three dates and all you have gotten in the bedroom is merely an hour-long make-out session. I am not in middle school anymore-please reach for the belt buckle.
If you ever have found yourself in this situation, you may understand how extremely frustrating this is. I may sound like I have a penis at this point in time but let’s be realistic, girls need theirs too. We just want it first, hence, constant complaints from guys about girls being “c***-teases.”
But believe it or not, guys can be teases too. Respect is great and all but there is a time and a place for it. I don’t expect you to seduce me, trying to finagle your way into my pants in front of my parents, but when the lights go out, put out.
As much as girls won’t talk about it, we probably want sex almost as much as guys. Now, maybe, guys, your insecurities in the bedroom, lets just say, “feelings of inadequacy,” cause you to be shy or timid. Boredom does set in and girls don’t like it.
Man up and be grateful with what God has given you. Remember, as a mere confidence booster, it’s not the size of the wand; it’s the magic behind it.
Don’t pretend to be Rico Suave or some raging nymph if in actuality you are a two pump chump. Eventually, the truth will come out and there’s no way to hide the fact that you just aren’t pleasing me in the bedroom.
Every relationship demands some sort of physical attraction. If it didn’t, you would be my best friend, not my boyfriend. If you can’t, or won’t put out, which I find extremely hard to believe if guys think about sex every 15 seconds, then you will find me with a set of wandering eyes.
Sex isn’t everything, but it’s pretty damn close. Waiting to make sure you have mutual feelings towards one another is definitely respectable. But once a relationship has been established and each party has come to an understanding on where it’s going, don’t hold back and have some fun.
Just think, Sting can have tantric sex for 4 hours. You know you want that… we all do.
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