Let’s face it. As unfortunate as it is for women, men initially approach women based on a their physical appearance, and they usually have a “type” of girl in mind.
From conversation and experience, I have come to the conclusion that you can put most guys into two separate groups: “boob” guys or “ass” guys.
Surprisingly, knowing how much effort women put into making their busts their best, I have come to find that “ass” guys still prevail.
Ryan M. ’06 said that he is definitely an “ass” guy.
But what defines a nice ass?
Maresca defines a nice ass as not too small or flat, and definitely not too fat.
“Vida Guerrera has the best ass,” he said.
Unfortunately, Fairfield women do not have the opportunity to have personal trainers and have professional photo shoots that are almost always airbrushed. Who is Vida Guerrera anyway?
Perhaps this is why several females at Fairfield spend hundreds of dollars on designer jeans.
I admit to spending a ridiculous amount of money on Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, and True Religion. These particular brands create the illusion that I actually have an ass. The truth is, my ass does not fit the definition of a nice ass because it’s so small that it’s practically non-existent.
So remember guys, girls have their own little tricks that are pricy, but worth it.
However, guys have some appreciation for well-endowed females; several guys admit that “boobs are benefits.”
Although Maresca is an ass guy, he has some appreciation for breasts.
“Boobs are always a plus, not much more than a handful though,” said Maresca. “Anything bigger than a D cup and she’s probably a stripper or is going to become one.”
Then there are those rare guys that choose not to classify themselves as an ass guy or a boob guy.
Joe Valente ’06 is a perfect example of the apathetic type. When I asked him if he had a “type” of woman he generally goes for, he responded: “Yeah, it’s called hot girls, those are the kind of girls guys like.”
So don’t worry girls, not all guys are that picky.
But this question still remains: What parts of a guy’s body are women most picky about and attracted to?
It cannot be their asses because it is pretty hard to tell whether or not they’re nice in the loose, baggy jeans that guys tend to wear.
It can’t be a their abs because only arrogant jerks walk around with their shirts off for no reason.
So with the help of my girlfriends, I have come to the conclusion that in order to “judge” whether or not a guy has the “assets” to fit a woman’s taste, you’re going to have to get them naked.
Lucky for us girls, we don’t have that disadvantage.
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