Author Allison White

“I’ve had a cold since the fall semester.” “Is Clam Jam going to get canceled too?” “I never want to see the color green again after this weekend.” “I think I was at Sham Jam twice this...

“Is the semester over yet?” “Why do I still have midterms this week?” “I’m still on spring break...mentally.” “Is that really chicken?” “When the Barone cupcakes are prettier than...

“Is a cold sore a form of herpes?” “Why didn’t I chose to go to school in Florida?” “I showed up late to the wrong class today.” “Is it spring break yet?” “Barone is literally a jungle...

“I think I am going to accidentally miss my 8 a.m. tomorrow morning.” “I gave up eating in Barone for Lent.” “I wonder how the turkeys survive in the snow.” “How am I already out of...

“Blackout on a Tuesday, am I right?” “I’m an ‘only wear jeans on the weekend’ person.” “Biggest lie I was told in high school is that college professors don’t care if you miss class.”...

“I’m thinking of having a snowball fight in my dorm.” “I think I’m starting to shed like a dog and I am not sure why.” “DJ Khaled is lit. I want to be him.” “Love that feeling of...

“The new stairs going up to Barone are interesting.” Syllabus week? More like pick your seat week.” “Highlight of my syllabus week was definitely the High School Musical reunion … so...

“The turkey population has definitely declined.” “Is anyone else still in a food coma from Thanksgiving?” “I can’t get through these next few weeks without three coffees a day.” “During...

“We are sitting in the sports section … you know, the long tables.”   “These tater tots are the only thing on point in my life lately.”   “Chance of rain and every girl...

Religion divides people into various groups based on different belief systems. People may not agree on certain topics, but they should be able to express their beliefs freely. In Seattle, Washington,...