Author Allison White

“How many turkeys will it take to scare off the freshman?” “My room is actually a functioning sauna.” “If the RecPlex isn’t ready soon, I’m gonna gain the sophomore sixteen.” “Rock...

Sundays are never a good time to do laundry. You will get sick of dining hall food. Make plans to grab dinner in town sometimes. Eat the mozzarella sticks from the Levee. Invest in a pair of rain...

A mixed martial arts fighter steps into a ring, ready to defeat any challenges he may face. In this octagon-shaped ring, a fighter seeks to prove himself. In Michael Sweeney’s latest book, “Octagon...

Spring Fest was definitely one of the highlights of the spring semester. It provided me with the opportunity to relax and have fun. The sun was shining, and I even got my first sunburn of the season. The warm...

“Free coffee day is officially my favorite day of the year.” “I actually saw someone hug a tree on earth day.” “Who cares about finals when its hockey playoffs season?” “I’m still...

Visiting college campuses is vital for the college decision-making process. If I had not visited Fairfield, I might not be here today. Although virtual tours seem convenient, they do not give you the overall...

“Everyday is Quad Fest.” “Worms have taken over the quad.” “Registration: may the odds be ever in your favor.” “Juniors and seniors get around the world, but freshmen and sophomores can...

“I wish I had two right hands.” “My phone doesn’t work for you.” “Someone call animal control on these turkeys, please.” “I thought my roommate’s alarm was going off…then I...

"The music in Barone is making me feel like I'm at a middle school dance." “I'm definitely one of the top ten funniest people.” “I’m pretty sure the Easter Bunny is my dad.” “Did anyone...

“I think one of the turkeys growled at me this morning.” “Happy first day of spring!  Your present is snow!” “Clam Jam, we’re ready for you.” “I’m about to shamrock Sham Jam.” “Bye,...